Family Laugh Seekers Gifts

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Dad Trophies

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

Circus Act

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Spider boy

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.