Family Laugh Seekers Prints

"Family vacation is an oxymoron."

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Dad Trophies

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Circus Act

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

Two children play with a pedal bin

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"Okay, just one story. Once upon a time, there was a naughty little boy who wouldn't go to sleep."

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Spider boy

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Is your homework finished? It's almost a snow day. No way