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'Don't worry about it, Son — Kleptomania runs in the family.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Two children play with a pedal bin

'Think, Billy - where did you bury Dad?'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"Remember this about new babysitters - making rules and enforcing them are two different things.".

'I took her last time - It's your turn to take her for a walk!'

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

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Spider boy

"My homework? It was super easy today. I drew a dragon and daddy did Math."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

'It's so incredible, getting to discover the little bundle of magic hidden inside.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"I knew Daddy really liked me on our first dinner date when he didn't growl at me when I picked food off his plate..."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'