Family Expansion Enthusiasts Pillows

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Grounded

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Use your inside scream."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

One of Many California Gene Pools

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

Reading in the family.

Family sitting on sofa.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

SWOTs

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

'Go forth and multiply!'

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

We're looking for a house with a bigger crawl space… Realty.

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

The Houseplants vs The Kids