Family Expansion Enthusiasts Mugs

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

Grounded

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Use your inside scream."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Reading in the family.

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Family sitting on sofa.

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

SWOTs

Production manager with lots of children.

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

A couple with a new baby

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

Mommy and daddy Are Always Right!

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Early Father's Day Gift!"

"Life’s become pretty easy lately. Perhaps it’s time we shake things up by adding a dependent."