Family Growth Enthusiasts Pillows

'The novelty's sort of worn off with the first one so we thought it was time to have another.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

The No No No's

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

Grounded

"Use your inside scream."

Mother's Love

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

It's a Boy

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'They're a very successful family.'

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

Family sitting on sofa.

A father of three

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'