Considering Family Expansion Pillows

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'Oh, Honey...I know you want a little addition to the family - But we just can't afford a 48 inch flat screen plasma.'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

The No No No's

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

A father of three

'We don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's a tax deduction.'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

Reading in the family.

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

Family planning - 'I was thinking something low maintenance.'

Pregnancy Test

A couple with a new baby

Production manager with lots of children.

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He's got your mother's teeth.'

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'