Family Court Judge Gifts

Looking for a gift idea for a family court judge? Our collection features clever, respectful, and amusing products that honor their dedication to justice and family matters. Perfect for office decor, personal use, or a unique courtroom tribute, these items blend professionalism with a dash of humor to brighten their day.

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'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.' mockup

'I'm afraid your child support payments will be quite substantial.'

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'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!'

'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!' mockup

'Guess what? The judge awarded ME custody in today's two child custody cases!'

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'A lady named 'Snow White' wants to see you about seven palimony suits.'

'A lady named 'Snow White' wants to see you about seven palimony suits.' mockup

'A lady named 'Snow White' wants to see you about seven palimony suits.'

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"She got everything, including your mistress."

"She got everything, including your mistress." mockup

"She got everything, including your mistress."

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'Of course I favor gay marriage. I can use the business!'

'Of course I favor gay marriage. I can use the business!' mockup

'Of course I favor gay marriage. I can use the business!'

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'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!' mockup

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

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Bureaucracy and family

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Trial by Media

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"Good boy."

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"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?" mockup

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?" mockup

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

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"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's." mockup

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

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'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.' mockup

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal mockup

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

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"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin." mockup

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

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'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.' mockup

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

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"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law." mockup

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

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'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.' mockup

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

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"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone." mockup

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!' mockup

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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I love Lawyers

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'Court's in recess!'

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme mockup

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

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Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire. mockup

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

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"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?" mockup

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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Barristers

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'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...' mockup

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

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"You call this a constitution?"

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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Family Court Judge Gifts Collection

Family Court Judge Mugs

Looking for more family court judge-themed mugs? Explore our collection of witty and respectful designs perfect for their office or coffee breaks.

Family Court Judge Pillows

Find cozy pillows decorated with family court judge motifs, adding a touch of personality to their workspace or home.

Family Court Judge Prints

Browse our art prints celebrating family court judges—perfect for inspiring or amusing gifts to brighten their environment.

Family Court Judge T-Shirts

Discover our range of family court judge-inspired t-shirts, ideal for showing professional pride with a humorous twist.