Fake Snow Fan Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow is falling...

Snow Bridge.

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Running out of Gas.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"I prefer snow person."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Sleeping in skis.