Fake Snow Fan Gifts

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"Tommy!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

Penguin Remote

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Running out of Gas.

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Do you have any ice water? Hot chocolate goes right though me."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Uh Oh...Looks like we're going to finally get a little winter.'

"I prefer snow person."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'