Fake It Till You Make It Gifts

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"We're making progress."

"Gesundheit."

At the baby oil factory.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Brick Red Paint...

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

Factory Smoke

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

Desperate Househusbands

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Damn - that was my idea.'