Fake It Till You Make It Prints

"I'm very good at acting like I know what I'm doing."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

'Going my way, gorgeous?'

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

"We're making progress."

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Gesundheit."

At the baby oil factory.

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Milk, milk, lemonade, round the back's where chocolates made."

"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Brick Red Paint...

Factory Smoke

Desperate Househusbands

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.