Foodie Fakery Prints

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Bangers and Mash

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Beef Stew.

Doughnut Criminals

'My French is not so good.'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Calorie averaging...with the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get...one French fry.'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

We'll pass on the entrees...

'I never see the dog complain about my cooking.'

'Give me a size 12 please.'

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

Restaurant - featuring large amounts of bad food.

'Whoa! I guess we shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos before leaving the workshop!'

Mad cow disease spreads to other ranches

"One or two customers have complained of vomiting and diarrhoea. But don't worry, it only seems to be a twenty-four hour thing."

'Eat your lunch.' 'No, it's toxic waste.'

No double cheese without a note from your cardiologist

'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'

Fish & chips in newspaper of the year.

Welcome to 'The Really Cheap Gourmet.' First, go next door and borrow a lobster...

'I can always tell when you're going to cheat on your diet.'

"Mother's deviling the Easter eggs. Is that sacrilegious?"