Factory Humorist Prints

Hanley Fabric Co., Polly-Esther

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

Nice touch, Kilburn.

This ones causing problems with the barcode machine!

Cotton Wall Factory.

Unicorns are recalled by God.

"Gesundheit."

"I understand your machine makes O-rings."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Electric Blanket.

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'It's a snow mobile.'

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.