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'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Young Frankenstein"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Sexual chemistry set

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I'm saving you with this booklet about the Kingdom of Heaven."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Cursing Scientist.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'