Faithful Contractualist Gifts

Put it in writing!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Don't forget to read the small print.

The church of our lady of wall street.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

'So, what are the terms of use?'

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Rebel without an escape clause

"Your NDA prohibits you from talking about my tendency to bark."

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

God's lil' fix-it shop.

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

Power and the Glory tools

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."

"OK, let's go to contract."

Insurance Company representative with rabbi to lawyer and client: 'I brought hiim along to assure you we would negotiate in good faith.'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'Can I interest you in insuring against your insurance not paying out?'

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

Contract Mouse Trap

'It is a standard contract - sign at the bottom. The first clause forbids you to read any of the others!'