Faithful Contractualist Gifts

Put it in writing!

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'I have enough confidence in our project to put our money where our lawyer's mouth is.'

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

Don't forget to read the small print.

'This is the one - we want you to pray for this one.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"Norman doesn't like any loose ends in his contracts, he likes everything tied up tight...it can be a problem..."

'So, what are the terms of use?'

"Your NDA prohibits you from talking about my tendency to bark."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

Rebel without an escape clause

Suggestions/Terms and Conditions

Boss talking to lawyer, 'These new Terms and Conditions you've drafted for us are extremely long and overly complex - our customers are never going to be able to understand them. Well done Jones!'

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

God's lil' fix-it shop.

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

Power and the Glory tools

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."

"OK, let's go to contract."

'What the large print in this contract gives you, the small print takes away, and then some.'

Insurance Company representative with rabbi to lawyer and client: 'I brought hiim along to assure you we would negotiate in good faith.'

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

"This franchise deal looks great! But I can't see the fine print."

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

"By opening this cookie you are agreeing to whatever terms..."

'Can I interest you in insuring against your insurance not paying out?'

"Yes I did want out contract design to be more progressive and visual, but this is a little too progressive."

Contract Mouse Trap

"Just sign here - yes, in blood."