Faithful Applauder Pillows

Applause in a Church

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Bravo!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Men's Prayer Group.

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Decisions a Pope makes

Pope Francis

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"But how many followers do you have?"