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Jesus celebrates the Church's birthday

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Monk on the beach

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Men's Prayer Group.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"You will not gain any sympathy from this court by offering to give one-tenth of your haul to the Church."

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

"But how many followers do you have?"

'His version of sin is different from the press account.'