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Applause in a Church

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Bravo!"

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"The buck really stops with him."

Men's Prayer Group.

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

Testing the water temperature in the font.

"But how many followers do you have?"