Faithful And Fast Gifts

Drive-thru Church

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Caption Contest TK

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Men's Prayer Group.

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

Interfaith dialogue

"The buck really stops with him."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Pope Francis

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Decisions a Pope makes