Faith Meets Sci-fi Lover Gifts

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Alien Assumption

'You caught it, you gut it!'

How am I abducting?

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

Elevator Music

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'