Classic Sci-fi Lover Gifts

Dalek toilet

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Robotic Man

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Alien Assumption

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.