Faith Meets Sci-fi Lover Pillows

"Let us recall the parable of Jesus turning the other tentacle."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alien Assumption

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

How am I abducting?

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

"I've told you kids - that's not a toy!"

Elevator Music

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"