Fairway Tactician Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for a fairway tactician? Our collection features witty and witty items that capture their love of golf and strategic gameplay. Whether they’re on the course or dreaming of it, find something unique that matches their clever approach to the game.

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare." mockup

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

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Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!' mockup

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?' mockup

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

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'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.' mockup

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

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"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?" mockup

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

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'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!' mockup

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

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'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!' mockup

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

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"That was a rumor day."

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'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?' mockup

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

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Football.

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"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!" mockup

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

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'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...' mockup

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

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'What a control freak!'

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"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong." mockup

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

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Tee for Two!

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"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?" mockup

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

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"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!" mockup

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

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"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors." mockup

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

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'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee) mockup

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

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'Remember, shares can also go down...' mockup

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

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'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...' mockup

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

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Golfers lost on the road

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'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.' mockup

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

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"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball" mockup

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

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"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst." mockup

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

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I warned you to keep it low!

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'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.' mockup

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

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'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...' mockup

'What the . . . no wonder we can't gain any yards. We've been fitted with radio collars...'

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"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts." mockup

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

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Fairway Tactician Gifts Collection

Fairway Tactician Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the clever golf tactician in your life—witty designs perfect for coffee or tea that's as strategic as they are.

Fairway Tactician Pillows

Find pillows that speak to the fairway tactician’s love of golf and humor. These comfortable and witty designs add charm to any golf enthusiast’s living space.

Fairway Tactician Prints

Decorate their golf space with our clever prints, celebrating the strategic mind and love of the game. Perfect for the home or clubhouse, with a humorous twist.

Fairway Tactician T-Shirts

Discover our collection of t-shirts for golf strategists. Funny, stylish, and thoughtfully crafted to showcase their love for the game and their tactical genius.