Fairgoing Gifts

From fair to school.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Pirate

Tension filled the tent.

Theatre Crowd

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

Paw readings

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

Olympic Climate

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'It's Blurred.'

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

A fairground attraction

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

New World Order

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '