Fairgoing Pillows

From fair to school.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is none of us will be alive then.'

Pirate

Tension filled the tent.

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Theatre Crowd

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Paw readings

Olympic Climate

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'I finished last, but I was the only one who passed the drug test.'

'It's Blurred.'

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

A fairground attraction

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

New World Order

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'