Quirky Fairgoer Gifts

At the coconut shy - "See.. I told you it was a stupid haircut."

'Welcome to St Judes Summer Fayre' full of cannabis related items

101 uses of a dead cat: coconut shy

Tension filled the tent.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Peel poker.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

At the poetic justice fair.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

She's good, but Mom's better.

Pig Cheese

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

We're having a dinner party.

Scared sheep visiting a Damien Hirst exhibition.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Only horse I know that likes to start out of the crouch. 6 3.

Cotton candy

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Seth Schubert, Concert Harmonicist

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Fringe festival

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

Hell's Comedy Club

Purple Knight

Homemade Jam.

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'