Facebook Group Chatter Gifts

Boss? I got a memo saying you want me to stop looking t so many Sirius Disclosure videos on Youtube. The past few days, you and your online girlfriend have been frequenting those videos and the associated Facebook group. Has it occurred to you that if we really do have contact with aliens ... if there really are twelve races, including reptilians who sign your payche - I mean, who control everything - that there's a reason they're keeping all this a secret? Very. Bad. Man. I've compiled a playli

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

Social Notworking

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'Did you see iPlayer last night?'

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

"Now, Og...what did we agree on about passing the talking stick?"

How Cartoonists Get Ideas

Twitter vs Threads

'I am so unfriending you!'

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

"We could abduct him - but I don't think we'd get a word in edgeways..."

It came from the group thread

'Let's go somewhere where we can text each other.'

"My daughter couldn't believe it when I told her I was taking part in a group chat."

"This is Donald. Donald's a friend. Not a real friend-just a Facebook friend."

'You skimmed my tweet.'

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'