Facebook Group Chatter T-Shirts

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

'This is Dr Grumbacher, Professor Emeritus of Comparative Philology. Perhaps he could tell you the difference between an adverb and an adjective.'

"This is a 'warts and all' biography with some really great warts."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'I really don't miss the water cooler.'

'Welcome to procrastinators anonymous. Now before we get started who would like to help me organize my sock drawer?'

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

'She doesn't just hold a conversation, she strangles it.'

Lou's Barber Shop Discussions

'I am so unfriending you!'

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

'. . . You're starting an anti-social network. . .'

'Carol, do you understand how your obsession with internet chat rooms might make Frank uncomfortable?... Carol??'

"We could abduct him - but I don't think we'd get a word in edgeways..."

Twitter vs Threads

It came from the group thread

'Let's go somewhere where we can text each other.'

"My daughter couldn't believe it when I told her I was taking part in a group chat."

'You skimmed my tweet.'

"This is Donald. Donald's a friend. Not a real friend-just a Facebook friend."

'You look a bit rough this morning, Kev. Ruff.'

'I welcome newcomers - They bring a breath of fresh gossip into the community.'