Eye Diagnosis Gifts

Glaucoma: Blessing or Curse?

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

Love is Blind.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Large print e-book.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Hospital Departments

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'...better or worse...better or worse...better or worse...'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

OMG.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

Optometrist Humor

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

Optician and the PI.

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'