Eye Diagnosis Mugs

Glaucoma: Blessing or Curse?

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Large print e-book.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Hospital Departments

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"All other letters have been disallowed."

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'When are you going to admit you need glasses?'

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"How many letters can you read?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

OMG.

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

Stand-Up Comic Eye Exam.

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

Optometrist Humor

"She was really disappointed when she found out she was going to an eye doctor and not an iDoctor."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'I'm thinking about laser eye surgery.'

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"Double vision! Are you sure?"