Extreme Hiker Gifts

Sport Utility Boot.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Camping.

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

100k Desert Crawl

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"You've got a friend in me."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I told you it was a universal truth."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

Bear Recycling.