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Sport Utility Boot.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

100k Desert Crawl

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"You've got a friend in me."

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Bear Signpost.

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

"I told you it was a universal truth."

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."