Extreme Fashion Fans Gifts

"Amputations...next season's big fashion statement."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Joined at the hipster.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Elton John

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Tough Teddies

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

"It's dress down day!"

Crocodile Shoes

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."