Extreme Fashion Fans Prints

"Amputations...next season's big fashion statement."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

The Mummy's Purse...

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Tough Teddies

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"It's dress down day!"

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

So it's a short back and sides, but leave the horns!

"I like what you've done with your apartment and your clothes."

Crocodile Shoes

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

The Phyllis Diller Collection

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."