Extreme Bathing Pro Gifts

Your Bath's Ready.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Rock Climber

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Milkjet Skiing

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

What's your exit strategy?

Bathing and Showering.