Extreme Solutions Enthusiast Gifts

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

100k Desert Crawl

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

Award-Winning Photographer.

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

Starving explorer.

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

Fishing traps.

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

Bad luck

Bungee jumping with your PC.

'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'

'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

Mountaineers milk.

Garden Pest Solutions

'These elevators are slow, but it sure beats flying.'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

Your Bath's Ready.

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

War reporter

"Race ya."

"When your only tool is a trebuchet, every problem looks like a siege."

"Here comes the really hard part!"

Volcanic ash cloud held up with sticks

Building Self-Confidence through Climbing