Extreme Solution Seekers Gifts

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"I like this Carl, you've come up with more solutions than we have problems."

'Think tank' and 'Rethink tank'.

"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I have nobody else to blame but myself so we need to brainstorm.'

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"I'd prefer a win-win solution – but I'm open to just a win."

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

'Unfortunately we're approaching the expiration dates on most of our quick-fix solutions.'

'Well, we've divided an elegant solution. Do we have any elegant problems?'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Bad luck

"What did we throw at our problems before we had Money?"

Customers are not buying your products. . . but solutions to their problems.

'Don't get upset with a down market. Someone will come up with an app.'

Garden Pest Solutions

Canada and Germany Green hydrogen

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

'Henderson - you'll never make it in this business unless you learn to think outside the box.'

"Try blowing on it."

Air fresheners being pumped into the city's sewers.

Unblocking the Fountain of Hope.

'Know what? I don't feel drafts anymore.'

"Roger ALWAYS puts out customers FIRST!"

Problem? Yes, but i think I know who can solve it.

"Let's be a DO tank!"

"How about wearing heavier shoes?"