Extreme Wellness Seeker Gifts

"Was cutting the hole in the ice and jumping in really that good for your heart?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Dreams I have had...

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cures for the void.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Laughter Therapy.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'