Extreme Wellness Seeker Prints

"Was cutting the hole in the ice and jumping in really that good for your heart?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Dreams I have had...

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'Your therapy helped me leave Frank. Franks wants to thank you personally.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cures for the void.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

Laughter Therapy.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

A man's health care options.

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'