Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Extraterrestrial Event Coordinators Pillows
Add a touch of space age comfort with pillows that feature playful cosmic motifs, ideal for those who coordinate otherworldly events or love a celestial home decor accent.
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
Face painting.
"You may now kiss the bride..."
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."
Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late
"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."
Face painting by numbers.
Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.
"Please hold applause until end of dragon."
'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'
"Dare I ask for mustard?"
'Hey, hey, hey!'
"Not guilty?"
"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"
“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”
'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'
"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"
Who are the most important people at the World Cup?
"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"
New Year's Eve party for dogs
Extra Long-jump
"They're very time-sensitive."
"Don Wood? I don't know any Don Wood!"
The Aisle
Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'
'...Just because you hired me doesn't mean I have to entertain.'
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.
"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."
"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"
Extraterrestrial Event Coordinators Pillows Collection
Extraterrestrial Event Coordinators Mugs
Check out our mugs collection to find hilarious and celestial-themed designs perfect for extraterrestrial event coordinators who love a good laugh with their coffee.
Extraterrestrial Event Coordinators Prints
Explore art prints that capture the quirky spirit of extraterrestrial event planners, adding a cosmic flair to any room or office space.
Extraterrestrial Event Coordinators T-Shirts
Browse our T-shirts for fun, space-inspired designs that are perfect for extraterrestrial event coordinators to wear and showcase their cosmic enthusiasm.