Extinction Theorists Gifts

'Sheesh! These party favors will be the death of us!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

65 Million Years Ago

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

The end is near.

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Bio-obsolescence

Beckett on ice

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

The Last Mosquito

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

"Just you wait!"

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'