Extinction Theorists Gifts

'Sheesh! These party favors will be the death of us!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

65 Million Years Ago

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

Bio-obsolescence

Beckett on ice

The Last Mosquito

'It looks like our time is up.'

"Just think of it, Charles – yesterday I was a caterpillar, and tomorrow I'll be dead."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"Just you wait!"

'You're suposed to be extinct, dummy!'