Extinct Exercise Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift that will bring a smile to the face of an exercise enthusiast obsessed with vintage fitness? Our collection features creative and playful items that pay homage to extinct workouts. Perfect for those who appreciate humor and history in their fitness journey, these gifts are a fun way to show support for their passion while adding some nostalgic charm to their space.

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'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.' mockup

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

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"I hope you are enjoying the walk..." mockup

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!" mockup

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

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'My feet are killing me.'

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Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike. mockup

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

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Yoga for Alcoholics

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"This feels like an accomplishment." mockup

"This feels like an accomplishment."

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On the back of the t-shirt...

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'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.' mockup

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

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"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day." mockup

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

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'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?' mockup

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

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'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.' mockup

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

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Exercise Class

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A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting. mockup

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

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"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights." mockup

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

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Biceps, muscles and brawn

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"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!" mockup

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

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'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.' mockup

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

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"It seemed like miles to me!"

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Running

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'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.' mockup

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

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"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating." mockup

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

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'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.' mockup

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death." mockup

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

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"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running." mockup

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

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"I told him he should have trained more."

"I told him he should have trained more." mockup

"I told him he should have trained more."

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'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.' mockup

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

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'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.' mockup

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

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Extinct Exercise Lover Gifts Collection

Extinct Exercise Lover Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate extinct exercises—perfect for the fitness enthusiast who loves to laugh about gym history.

Extinct Exercise Lover Pillows

Browse our pillows with funny extinct exercise themes—add some gym humor to any room with these playful designs.

Extinct Exercise Lover Prints

Discover prints that celebrate old-school exercises in a humorous way—great for fitness lovers with a nostalgic and fun personality.

Extinct Exercise Lover T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts featuring extinct exercise humor—an ideal gift for those who appreciate vintage fitness jokes and style.