Extinct Exercise Lover Pillows

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Yoga for Alcoholics

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Exercise Class

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'It's perfectly normal for middle-aged men to put on a little weight.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'