Extinct Allure T-Shirts

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Sleeping Beauty

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Bio-obsolescence

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Cat Litter' 'Cat Literati'

Common Dodo!

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

Dodo with rubber ring

'The volcano is in the shop.'

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"Absolute bummer of a day. . . have you ever tried getting life insurance when you're supposed to be extinct?"

Dinosaurs

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

Dinosaur in Office

First Annual Mammal-Dinosaur Potluck

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

'Extinction is a calling.. not a hobby!'

"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."

Football Dinosaur