Extinct Allure Gifts

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Sleeping Beauty

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Don't worry, all the politicians are promising that we have a bright future ahead of us..."

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

Bio-obsolescence

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Cat Litter' 'Cat Literati'

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Common Dodo!

dinosaur lurks behind palaeontologist

'The volcano is in the shop.'

Dodo with rubber ring

Dodos emerge from alien space craft

"No, you can't have a new pet. You let your last one go extinct."

Dinosaurs

"You said it out loud! Now it won't come true!"

Cavemen attack a giant woolly snail

'I can't wait to see what we've done with this planet.'

"Leverage', by Goldman, Sachs."

"Absolute bummer of a day. . . have you ever tried getting life insurance when you're supposed to be extinct?"

Anger management therapy for volcanoes.

'Extinction is a calling.. not a hobby!'

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

First Annual Mammal-Dinosaur Potluck

Dinosaur in Office

"I don't see the Whitney, but Mary Boone will send you a Christmas card."