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"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Neptune

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

Souvenirs.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Romans.

Teddy Roosevelt

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Orpheus and Eurydice

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

Antiques

Books of Tablets

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"The horse is nice, but we could really use the blender."

Mangle

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