Extended Vacation Gifts

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

On holiday.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

My First Camera

'What zip code are we in now?'

"First class, or with children?"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Beach con-man.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Holiday time.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Club Antisocial

Bad fake tan day.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

World Tour.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Pina Coladas

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."