Extended Family Expert Gifts

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

Family members!

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Paul goes home for the holidays

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Mime Baby

The Forever Stamp

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Contest of wills.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

Pretzel family.

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Family Feeling

"The doctor says Tia Carmen is resting now...he's encouraging all family visitors to go home. We'll see you back here tomorrow."

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

"...some of these tadpoles may not be yours."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Inclusive family code in Cuba

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Meerkats - A Family Portrait

"We merged to save through volume buying."

"When I was small, Santa Claus brought a lot of things...but the most important... He brought families together."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'