Extended Family Gifts

Thanksgiving Boxing Ring

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

Contest of wills.

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

"My family likes to set up our grudges at Thanksgiving, stew over them through December, then take our revenge at Christmas."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

Grandmother's house has sign 'Kids spoiled while U wait.'

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family

Just your average family holiday portrait.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Never refuse their homemade food.

Ingredients for a successful family dinner

Family therapy clinic - Joke do jour: What's the difference between an inlaw and an outlaw? An outlaw is always wanted."

"You said this would all change once we got our own place."

"My relatives are unable to visit this Christmas."

"Um, you bought gifts for all our relatives?"

"I'm putting you on an Auntie biotic."

'DNA analysis of board members shows we're not quite the family business we thought we were.'

'...And this is my half sister, Donna.'

'Ever get the feeling we've overstayed our welcome?'

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

Auntie Bodies

"And this is our extended family room."

Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree

Family Feeling

'We're calling him 'Quits'.'

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"OK, so the test shows you have a large amount of wolf-DNA: that does not give you automatic entry to our pack..."

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

Paul goes home for the holidays

Miss Tox pays a visit to the Toodle family

"Oh, brother. Look who's here for the summer."

"I know you don't like Democrats, Father, but Willis is a me-too Democrat."