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Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

A man sitting in the grass reading

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

'What did you learn at university today?'

Skedaddle travel.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

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'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

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